Both My Wives Are Cheating On Me

Words and Music by Jeff Stone, Marc Enkin, and Mike Fata

From Jeff Stone's "One of a Trilogy"

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I always keep two of everything

What that entails

Is that I've got two cars

And two TVs

Just in case one fails

My friends think I'm eccentric

With this fetish

That I keep

Just because I have two wives

They think I'm in too deep


I thought I was on top of things

I thought I covered my tracks

But one found out

And told the other

And now I have to watch my back

They're both looking to get even

And I'm running

For my life

To me marriage is sacred

That's why I did it twice


If two ain't faithful

Go for three

Both my wives

Are cheating on me


Well, two wives

I thought

That would be so big o' me

But both my wives

Are cheating on me



Now I'm left all alone

They've both found someone new

They split everything I had between 'em

They split everything in two

When I look back on times gone by

I just have to sigh

Because the one thing they don't know yet

Is that they're seein' the same guy


Copyright 1995 Jeff Stone, Marc Enkin, and Mike Fata, All Rights Reserved