Situation Comedy

Words and Music by Jeff Stone

Intro:
C F G C F G C F G C F G

From Jeff Stone's "Three of a Trilogy"

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1st Chorus:
C                  F         G
My whole life is a situation comedy
C                  F         G
My whole life is a situation comedy


1st verse:
F
Mr. Neilsen

Who's watching me?
  G
I need your help

As fast as can be
C
Friends' share is thirty

I'm at point-three
C                                        F          G
And I don't have a "friend" like Phoebe, Monica, or Rachel so my
F
Plots are tired

Program is dull 
G
Ratings are awful

Show's in a lull
C
No trends set or subjects to mull
C                F          G
Would my life be better off cancelled?


2nd Chorus:
A                  D         E
My whole life is a situation comedy
A                  D         E
My whole life is a situation comedy



2nd Verse:
D     
I need a break if I'm to get hot
E
I want a better prime time spot
A
In-between smash hits

I need a shot
A             D    E
Thursday at 8:30's crucial
D
Then bring another character into the show
   E
Perhaps a love interest

Plot could then grow
A
Then make me funnier

Then you know
A                 D       E
I could sell some more commercials


3rd Chorus:

F#                 B         C#
My whole life is a situation comedy
F#                 B         C#
My whole life is a situation comedy


Addendum:
F#                 B         C#
My whole life is a situation comedy
F#                          C#       F#
Filled with confusion and a few good lines
B                  E                   C#                     
And every week is another attempt at a new relationship
     B       C# B  C#
That doesn't go anywhere
F#                 B         C#
My whole life is a situation comedy
F#                        C#       F#
Filled with talk and some comeback lines
   B         
So me and my roommates
C#
Sit around the set
       F#
Making plans that we'll regret

Though we don't know it yet
D             E
Thank you for watching
   C#             B
At least flipping by
                     A#            B A#   E F#   
I hope that you will find what you seek
B
Thank you for watching

Please tune in next week



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