The Me In Melancholy Words and Music by Jeff Stone From Jeff Stone's "Life, Death, Love, Hate, Hope, and Bad Apartments" For more songs go to jeffstone.com D#-E e G# e A e B Dflat2 Amaj7 B E G#7 I can't produce a single tear A E And it makes me just want to cry G#7 There're not too many things I fear A B7 My childhood has long gone by A G#7 I need the sort of cleansing that A E Only a good sob can do A Like starting with a pout F#m And getting it all out D B7 Emotionally start anew A B7 But nothing went wrong today E I just watched the TV e G# e A e B Dflat2 Amaj7 B F#m Hoping maybe some drinking and driving ad E Might get to me e G# e A e B Dflat2 Amaj7 B D#-E e G# e A e B Dflat2 Amaj7 B E G#7 I can't produce the sort of thrill A E That would get me out of my room G#7 I'm beaten but I still have hope A B7 That's the formula for stagnant doom A G#7 As long as I still have hope A E I will not give up and settle down A And build a comfy life with a F#m Nagging average wife who won't D B7 Respect me 'cause I'm such a clown A B7 But nothing was great today E I just watched the TV e G# e A e B Dflat2 Amaj7 B F#m Hoping maybe some current affairs show E Might get me off the couch e G# e A e B Dflat2 Amaj7 B F#m B7 Yeah, nothing went wrong today E I just watched the TV e G# e A e B Dflat2 Amaj7 B F#m Hoping maybe some drinking and driving ad E Might make me cry e G# e A e B Dflat2 Amaj7 B D#-E e G# e A e B Dflat2 Amaj7 B Copyright 2001 Dachshund Publishing, All Rights Reserved