When I Met You I Was Wasted - Words and Music by Jeff Stone

Found on Jeff Stone's "I'm Not".

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A C D (3 times) A D
A C D A C D
   G    D   C  E  A        C D A   C D
To make the story strong       The
G     D   C  E
Films get it wrong
F         G          Em          F       G        Em
Boy meets girl in an interesting Way and time and place
    F       G        C                                                   
But fact is that the first caress  
      F            G           C        E
Comes when they're smashed out of their face
       A       C D   A C  D     G        D      C        E
When I met you I was wasted And you were pretty gone yourself
    A        C    D    A  C  D     G        D             C     E
You told me 'bout your parents And said you wished they'd go to Hell
  F      G      Em        F      G      Em
I did as I have learned I nodded like I was concerned
  F    G      C      G      A      D      F#
A sympathetic ear As you consumed another beer
    B      D       E   B  D    E
And then I changed the subject
  A          E        D        F#     
I talked and tried to make you smile            It's all hit and miss
   B      D   E   B  D       E       
In fact I got you laughing   I                  You
A         E    D      F#     
Knew that in a little while                     Flirt, drink and kiss
G           A      F#m          
Sweet words at the bar                          Casual is mandatory
      G       A       F#m
Would lead us back to my old car                It's a game to us
    G       A        D        
And that is how it's done		        Then people do 180s and they
       F     G   C       E
That's how I go about my fun		        Try to make it serious

(chorus)
   A    E  A     E   D             E  A  
We meet We flirt You spill beer on my shirt
E  A    E  A     E   D             E  A
We meet We flirt You spill beer on my shirt
E   A                           E      A                            E
And I don't really know what happened, I don't quite recall what happened
A                             E      A      E
Odd I'm just not sure what happened, Here's your skirt
F# B    F# B     F#  E             F# B             
We meet We flirt You spill beer on my shirt 
F# B    F# B     F#  E             F# B
We meet We flirt You spill beer on my shirt
F#  B                           F#     B                            F#
And I don't really know what happened, I don't quite recall what happened
B                             F#     B      F#
Odd I'm just not sure what happened, Here's your skirt
A C D A C D A C D A D
  A         C D     A    C     D       
I said that I would call you
G     D    C      E
Maybe in a day or so		      Modern lust and love
B    D   E  B    D       E       
If I really call you		      It's
A         E       D      F#     
You could say you didn't know	      Hard to tell what's what
G        A          F#m          
You were drunk that night	      Funny how 2 people can be
    G      A        F#m          
But if you liked it then alright      Feeling different ways
G        A      D        
We could talk a while	              One thinks that it's special while it's
G      A    D      F#
In our superficial style              Just the special of the day
(To chorus in F#, then in E, then F#)
When I Met You I Was Waster a.k.a. When I Met You - 
Words and music by Jeff Stone
copyright 1995 Dachshund Publishing, All Rights Reserved