Yes To Tiffany (A Real Conversation)

Words and Music by Jeff Stone

From Jeff Stone's "Life, Death, Love, Hate, Hope, and Bad Apartments"

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F# C#

F#                   G#
'Cause I said yes to Tiffany
  G#m     E       B
Beneath a picture of the Pope
   Bm                A
We read each other's horoscope
   F      G      A
It says today we should elope


A         D
I know so many snoots
G           F                A
They get so mad when you act cute
             Bm
The gestures meant to charm
E                  D
Cause them so much harm
    A
I'm such a threat
G#               F#
To their strange etiquette
D          E
But I've a healthier
D              C#
Way to look at life


F#                   G#
'Cause I said yes to Tiffany
      G#m      E      B
She's going to want a day in June
     Bm              A
That magic day can't come too soon
    F         G      A
Our life will be our honeymoon


       A             B
'Cause I said yes to Tiffany
    Bm      G           D
Our wedding singer will have to be
    Dm            C 
The bike-riding Arlo Guthrie
     G#   A#      C
I'll even let him dance with she


       C             D
'Cause I said yes to Tiffany
      Dm        A#         F
We'll tell each other lots of stories
     Fm           D#
Like how a writer wrote a song
     B      C#
What ads do right
     D#
What ads do wrong


D#        G#
I know so many snoots
C#          B                D#
They get so mad when you act cute
             Fm
The gestures meant to charm
A#                 G#
Cause them so much harm
    D#
I'm such a threat
Dm               C
To their strange etiquette
G#         A#
But I've a healthier
G#             G
Way to look at life


       C             D
'Cause I said yes to Tiffany
      Dm       A#     F
We're going to need a pet to hug
      Fm             D#
We're going to get a ladybug
    B        C#         D#
And watch it crawl all 'round the rug


 D#                  F
'Cause I said yes to Tiffany
  Fm      C#      G#
Beneath a picture of the Pope
   G#m               F#
We read each other's horoscope
   D      E      F#
It says today we should elope


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